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Funny Ohm’s Law Stick Figure Physics T-Shirt Red
No reviewsTeaching Ohm’s Law? Nah—we’re illustrating it... with stick figures who clearly skipped lab safety. This quirky electricity t-shirt features a volt aggressively shoving an amp while ohm just stands there tying knots like resistance is a hobby. It’s the weirdest, funniest way to learn...- From $23.75 USD
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Electricity Explained Physics T-Shirt Black Heather
No reviewsFinally—Ohm’s Law explained like it should be: with stick figures and questionable physics puns. This hilarious electricity tee shows a volt pushing an amp while ohm ties a knot around a hole (because... resistance). It’s the kind of visual you didn’t know you needed—until...- From $23.75 USD
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Solenoid & Magnetic Field Physics T-Shirt Red
No reviewsLooking for a shirt that pulls its weight in both science and style? This solenoid diagram tee features magnetic field lines so accurate, even Maxwell would double-take. Based on real electrodynamics (none of that sci-fi nonsense), this shirt is perfect for physics majors, electrical...- From $23.75 USD
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Solenoid with magnetic field t-shirt Black Heather
No reviewsThis isn’t just a shirt—it’s a whole mood... if your mood is “diagram of a solenoid with magnetic field lines calculated using the sacred laws of electrodynamics.” Show off your magnetic personality (literally) with this electrifying tee that’s got coils, current, and enough vector...- From $23.75 USD
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I Don’t Trip — I Do Random Gravity Checks t-shirt Black Heather
No reviewsWhy stumble through life when you can scientifically verify gravity on the daily? This “I DO NOT TRIP, I DO RANDOM GRAVITY CHECKS” t-shirt is the perfect uniform for clumsy physicists, science nerds, or anyone who’s ever face-planted with academic integrity. Equal parts funny...- From $24.99 USD
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Physics: It’s Not the Fall—It’s the sudden stop t-shirt Black Heather
No reviewsLet’s be real: it’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the physics. This hilariously dark physics t-shirt breaks it down in scientific terms—because when your fragile, squishy human body meets sudden deceleration, the results aren’t pretty... unless you’re into splatter patterns and impact...- From $22.50 USD
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It's Not the Fall... It's the Physics t-shirt White
No reviewsSure, skydiving looks cool—until you realize your final velocity is just Vf = Vi + at and gravity’s not here to negotiate. This hilarious physics t-shirt breaks down every thrill-seeker’s nightmare in cold, hard formulas: the fall is just acceleration due to gravity, but...- From $24.99 USD
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Pencil: The Original Computer t-shirt Red
No reviewsBefore there were keyboards, backspaces, or Ctrl+Z… there was the pencil — the original analog computer! This hilarious tee features a pencil graphic with the point labeled “print” and the eraser labeled “delete.” Because why hit backspace when you can just flip it and...- From $24.99 USD
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Swole Wizard “Lift, You Fools!” t-shirt Black Heather
No reviewsConjure some serious gains with this hilarious “Lift, You Fools!” tee featuring a ripped wizard flexing his magical muscles. Rocking a classic wizard hat and a beard that screams “deadlifts before dark arts,” this swole spellcaster is here to remind your gym crew that...- From $24.99 USD
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Funny "Leave Me Alone" Opossum t-shirt Black Heather
No reviewsLet the world know you’re not here for small talk or spontaneous socializing—with the help of an angry opossum, of course. This hilariously grumpy tee features a frazzled, over-it opossum and the bold warning: "Do Not Approach or Interact with Me." Instant mood, maximum...- From $24.99 USD
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Funny Reunite Pangaea t-shirt Red
No reviewsLet's get the band back together—continental drift style! 🦖 Rock this hilarious "Reunite Pangaea" tee featuring everyone's favorite supercontinent. Perfect for geology nerds, earth science lovers, and anyone who agrees that continents splitting up was clearly a big mistake (looking at you, plate tectonics)....- From $24.99 USD
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Reunite Pangaea t-shirt Black Heather
No reviewsBring the continents back together—because long-distance relationships just don't work! This Reunite Pangaea t-shirt is perfect for geologists, earth science teachers, geography buffs, or anyone who dreams of a time when the world was literally one. Featuring a graphic of the OG supercontinent and...- From $24.99 USD
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National Sarcasm Society t-shirt Black Heather
No reviewsShow your support for the National Sarcasm Society with this hilariously snarky t-shirt featuring a bold yellow rectangle design. Because who wouldn't want to join a club that thrives on irony and "helpful" suggestions? This t-shirt lets everyone know you're a card-carrying (well, t-shirt-wearing) member...- From $24.99 USD
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Proud Member of the National Sarcasm Society t-shirt Black Heather
No reviewsProudly support the National Sarcasm Society with this hilariously snarky t-shirt featuring a bold yellow rectangle design. Because who wouldn't want to join a club that thrives on irony and "helpful" suggestions? This t-shirt lets everyone know you're a card-carrying (well, t-shirt-wearing) member of...- From $24.99 USD
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Big Nick Energy Santa t-shirt Black Heather
No reviewsGet ready to jingle all the way with our Big Nick Energy Santa T-shirt! This funny Santa tee features a winking Santa Claus paired with the cheeky pun "Big Nick Energy," making it the perfect Christmas t-shirt for anyone who loves Santa, Christmas, and...- From $24.99 USD
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The Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.) t-shirt Black Heather
No reviewsThe Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.): Because Even a Shiba Inu Can Do Better. A revolutionary statement against bureaucracy, led by none other than a Shiba Inu sporting pixelated shades! Join the movement to tackle government inefficiencies with a wink and a wag.One Goal,...- From $24.99 USD
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Only Bad Bitches Play Pickleball t-shirt Black Heather
Unleash your inner court diva with this Only Bad Bitches Play Pickleball t-shirt! Perfect for the confident pickleballer who knows they’re a force to be reckoned with on the court. Let everyone know that pickleball isn’t for the faint-hearted, with a statement that says...- From $29.99 USD
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Only Santa Can Judge Me t-shirt Black Heather
No reviewsLet everyone know that only Santa's opinion matters with this Only Santa Can Judge Me tee. Who cares about the nice list when you've got this hilarious Only Santa Can Judge Me t-shirt? With Santa giving a cheeky wink and the playful message front...- From $24.99 USD
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Only Santa Can Judge Me t-shirt Red
No reviewsEmbrace your spot on the naughty list with this Only Santa Can Judge Me t-shirt! Featuring a winking Santa and the bold declaration "Only Santa Can Judge Me," this tee is perfect for anyone who’s living their best life, even if Santa’s watching. Santa's...- From $24.99 USD
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Pickleball All Week Long t-shirt Black Heather
If your calendar only has one entry—Pickleball—every day, this tee is your new uniform! With a playful weekly schedule filled with pickleball from Monday through Sunday, this shirt tells everyone exactly where your priorities lie. Perfect for players who think, talk, and play pickleball...- From $33.99 USD
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